Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now looting and pillaging supermarkets. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been looting and pillaging supermarkets with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".